Monetizing the Messiah

So, I'm skipping through Central Park today, nice day, wouldn't you agree? Peaceful, sweet, came back to NY to cleanse the temple, burn it to the ground, and what happens? Screeching giant trucks pull up with Parks Department workers obviously given orders to sell swill to the tourists gathering to catch a glimpse of the latest "free" craze. Hey, once a Jew, always a Jew. Bernie Madoff, I died for your sins.